Wednesday, 7 December 2016
Wavey Wednesday Cartoon #3
Ladies, gentlemen, non-gender conforming individuals - it should provide no shock to hear that with the lockdown of the top floor, it has become easier to exploit the labs located there with no interference from any stray students. And so, it saddens me to tell you that Mr. Szemzyethki has become a meth addict. He was last seen mixing chemicals of indeterminate origin in his mouth, before letting them dry into crystals. These crystals are of a psychotropic nature. Breaking off the neck of a nearby flask and fashioning it into a pipe, with his hot, hot body making it mouldable, he then regurgitated these crystals into the pipe. I'm sorry, we will report more on this issue as soon as we hear it - love and regards, Jack "xxx" Gough.