LEAKED Motivational Banner Designs 2014

With the premature '6-Year-Trend', 'School Bucks National Trend' & '75% G*-U' banners chucked in one of the several million Trash receptacles dotted around Hampstead, and the Banner Design Committee School Council back to the drawing board (because 'It used to be a maybe-5-Year-Trend, but now we're back to a no-year-trend', 'School exactly the same as National Trend' & '75% Not even worth retaking' don't have exactly the same ring to them), we managed to eek out some of the many ideas being bandied around for this year's bout of indoctrinated bunting...

"ACCEPT BTEC"

"I CAN'T DO IT. YOU WERE RIGHT."

"VOTE ABDI"

"GO COLLEGE GET NOLLEGE"

"Set your goals high, then lower them, lower them, lower them some more. Now anything you do will be exceeding expectations!"

"SOD IT"

"IGNORE YOUR POTENTIAL"

"VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNOLOGY COLLEGE"

"SERVE AND OBEY"

"Media GCSE, badabababa I'm lovin' it"

"According to article 1 of the Rights of the Child, which we, as a Rights Respecting School have to respect, WE ARE ALL EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS"

"I HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY OUR STUDENTS WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER BUT BY THEIR BLAZER"

"BIG BROOKMAN IS WATCHING YOU"