Leader Comment: Thatcher Tribute

Joining in with the nation's widespread state of mourning, this publication has not been in production to respect the passing of our great leader. On the hour on which we heard of the demise of our Lady Thatcher, our newsroom was flooded with the tears of many. We could never begin to, imagine that our dear Iron Lady would rust into the eternal darkness of death. Leaving us to fight against poor people and the rife communism alone; with the hindrance of the so-called "conservative" leader and only The Daily Mail being a sane source of ideology.

It was under her rule, that the disgusting authoritarian regime the teacher unions has on the Cricklewood Comprehensive were brought to justice.

It was under her rule, that the poor scum were disallowed from entering our grand institution or education, to not disgrace the place as they left they came in the clothes they cleaned chimneys in.

It was under her rule, we were proud of our Cricklewood Comprehensive.

NO.

WE DO NOT ACCEPT HER DEATH.

WE DEMAND HER REBIRTH. 

WE VOLUNTEER AS SURROGATE MOTHERS. 

REVIVE THE GREAT LEADER. 

ONLY WITH HER EXISTENCE WILL THE MESSIANIC AGE COME.

WAR IS PEACE.

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.