Item
1: School tut-tuts
Minutes: Cllr Abdi (Year 9) said tut-tuts would
allow travel to be a lot faster on school trips. However, Cllr Abdi (Year 8)
said that the hair would be ‘difficult to source’.
Minutes
spent on Item: 12 hours
Actions: Take one wheel off the school Minibus
and hope for the best.
Item
2: Fox hunting in the
front cage
Minutes: Cllr Abdi (Year 7) said that the fox
hunting could inspire a generation of furriers, Abattoir Owners and Shotgun
Owners. Cllr Abdi (Year 9), however, said the Wellington Boots, Deerstalker
Hats and Tweed Jackets would be difficult to find in North London.
Minutes
Spent on Item: 5 hours
Actions: BB guns and School Blazers to be used.
Item
3: The use of the Head’s
skin as a School Flag
Minutes: Cllr Abdi (Year 13) pointed out he has
an overabundance of skin, that could be put to better use. Cllr Abdi (Year 11)
proposed it be put to better use as cleaning rags for the Site Staff.
Minutes
spent on Item: 234
minutes
Actions: Fetch the Formaldehyde!
Item
4: ‘GOOGLE F**KING
CHROME’
Minutes:
Cllr Abdi (Year 7) said
Google Chrome was 1000 times better than Internet Explorer, and it would
enhance IT in school.
Minutes
spent on Item: 26 hours
Actions: The East Cricklewood Community
Comprehensive Finance Executive said it would cost too much.
DISCLAIMER:
This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the
faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.