Friday, 20 December 2013

Jingle Balls - The Hampstead Trash Christmas Special Part II

Continuing the festivities, and the assembly, here is part two of our Christmas Special (again Channukah, Diwali etc. included):

[Scared Year 7s come onto the stage, to much laughter from older years. Some older sideman begins to strum a guitar, and the Year 7s sing]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade
But Gove's world of plenty, he should spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the school at Christmas time

But say a prayer - pray for the other ones
At Christmas time, it's hard but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is a bitter sting of Boost
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the sirens at the end of break
Well tonight thank Jaques it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow at Hampstead School this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is more bins

Where only ganja grows
Stagnant pond water flows

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Here's to you raise a KA for everyone
Here's to them unable to get some Sam's
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Feed the Year 7s
Feed the Year 7s
Feed the Year 7s
Let them know it's Christmas time 
Feed the Year 7s
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the Year 7s
Let them know it's Christmas time


We leave you with this:

In this year's rousing Christmas story by the Head, a tradition, much like drowning witches, that we could do away with, the Head reincarnated Santa Claus as a dead policeman. Cheery. However, in that story, he says:

"[insert instantly forgettable character name] swore at Mike."

Because of this use of foul language, we would, as the Trash, like to deplore this year's Christmas story, and deem it 'mad writings'. Merry Christmas.

The Hampstead Trash is taking a Christmas break, and will back, bigger than ever, on the 6th January. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

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