Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Injury Affects Cup Chances

Whilst prepping for the East Cricklewood World Tour Cup Competition Gala (formerly Snails U-18), many players have had bumps, scrapes and dodgy cookies set them back, but with the latest injury there are many shocked people out there.

With the injury of the beloved footballer, Theo Cracy means East Quad United have to withdraw him from the competition. Wanting to find out more about how this will affect the Hampstead team from preforming in the finals, Hampstead Trash's very own Sports Editor, John 'The Rubber Johnny' Johnson managed to catch and interview with his coach Ford Tranzitte. 

‘There are many fings dat stop people like grannies and dat gettin ill but havin' a bit of leg ripped off you ain't gonna do u anny ‘arm.' He then proceeded to laugh for about five minutes about how funny he was. ‘He will play’ continued the coach and ‘is all gonna be fine’

There is no evidence of foul play however many people believe the rival gangs teams, West Quad City and Cookea FC may have distracted him during a warm up that eventually led to an injury.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.

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