‘Sup wanktains, what’s good. The Trash is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl) You all thought we were dead - well w...

‘Sup w********s what’s good? Right, ritual number one complete. Who's ready for a rollercoaster obituary? I joined Ha...

With the fresh round of open mornings comes a fresh round of expensive adverts in the local papers (see Trash passim ad nauseum ). All the s...

Right, let's get this over with. The Head's message was expectedly brown-nosing as the most ego-appeasing thing to happen to him t...

As with any year, the Trash would liked to have reported on Hampstead School's GCSE and A-Level results this year, as well as debunking ...