Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Almost £15,000 donated to School through twitter

The School has had almost £15,000 donated through twitter due to the trending dual-image formatting first created at the school. The first image of this format was created last year but it only really took off about 17 hours ago. Many twitter pages distributed the format and soon it was trending (alongside #yoloswag). The school reports that it is “eternally grateful” for the donations and has pledged that they will be put to good use.

The format trended under the hashtag #oneseriousonefunny and it blew up. There have been almost 6 million images posted under this hashtag. The creator has not been named but details have been released that he/she goes to the school receiving the donations. The creator is soon to be revealed inside sources report. If they are, they are projected to be as popular as #DTH (This had 18 million tweets recently).

However, in the interest of impartiality, there is someone who does not agree with it. Some swanky twit somewhere has decided that accepting the money is immoral on behalf of the school and that the donations should go to the creator. These suggestions have been dismissed by the school who claim they need it for banners and bins.

It is a huge surge in popularity for the school’s sixth form. They received almost 200% more applications just so the hopeful students will one day meet the creator of #oneseriousonefunny. Several remakes of the format have been created alongside the original such as #oneseriousonewhysoserious.

On a final note, the “creator” has been profiled by several kind criminal profilers and they say it is a man heavily embodied with the skills of a supreme hunter-gatherer who likes Mexican waves and is most likely to be successful many women.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.

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