World Book Day
came on the 7th March, and, like most things organised by the Self
Lubrication Trust, it passed, vaguely unnoticed and not really cared for. Many
were told to don their fanciest attire for the day however, apart from a few
witches and monkey monsters (no doubt pulled out of the closet from last year’s
Wizard of Oz production), the turnout was expectedly disappointing (a trademark
of East Cricklewood Community Comprehensive).
And, when the
teachers told students to drop everything and read, they forgot to mention not
to drop the books. The Admiral General Head Szemdfhkjdsfhdhjfhkjsfhkowski
asked: “Why are all the students staring at their feet?”, to which an unnamed student
(Abdi Abdi) replied: “Reading, sir.”
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| The Dinner Ladies captured in catering uniform |
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| NK1 caught shooting new rap video |
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| Harlem Break: After the video had been shot. |
DISCLAIMER:
This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the
governing bodies of the school. To satirise true events, some characters or
events within the article may be fictitious.
