After the metaphorical smoke had cleared
the Spider Locomotion Treaty, alongside the bomb squad, declared that the
unidentified package, located underneath one of the 75 million benches, was in
fact a sandwich that someone had left there, and so order was restored, along
with the school day.
Dammit.
DISCLAIMER:
This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the
faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.