Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Outrage Over Mock Exam Timetable Hash

A wave of outrage has swept Year 10 this week as a History Mock Exam clashed with a vital revision session for the upcoming GCSE Science Exams. The clash could have been easily resolved by postponing the fake History exam for another time, if at all, and allowing students to prepare for the real exams, yet leader of the Socialist Sciences Faction, Ruth Abdullahi-Marx decreed that History students must attend the mock, regardless of their actual needs. In a statement, Abdullahi-Marx said:

"Everyone must do the History Exam. If everyone works towards the History Mock, the History Mock will reward everyone."

This isn't the first time East Cricklewood Community Comprehensive has cocked-up their students' exams. The previous Year 10's (Now Year 11) had cases where Admiral General Szemnbfdkgbbfhfbvjdhfvkowski sent home students who had exams because of inaccuracies in their uniform, making them miss their vital tests.

Here at the Trash, we believe students' exams take precedence over their looks. So, does Admiral General Svbfhbvhfbvjhdvbjhfdjbierkowski want proven Smart Students, or Students that only look smart?

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. To satirise true events, some characters or events within the article may be fictitious.