Friday, 28 June 2013

A review of the Year 11 Graduation ceremony

Monday's Year 11 Graduation was an absolute disgrace of an event, another show of poor organisation by the SLT and co. It started by many Year 11s signing shirts beforehand, despite being told not to, and led to many students being seen on stage covered in crudely drawn phallic images, for example well known Llama-boy Ben Joyce, formally of ETC.

There were also performances, including one stand out singer, whom although herself was superb, her song was somewhat tarred by some wasteman from the year below on guitar. During another performance, a male name was chanted repeatedly, despite it being 3 women on stage, confusing this reporter.

There were also the cheesy speeches, the worst of which was by one half of 11.2’s tutor team, which I'm sure the entire audience would have preferred not to hear her repeating what had already been said by 11.2's other tutor.

Surprisingly, there was some good news: the amount of Penises drawn on the signed shirts this year was the highest total in the history of Hampstead School! So this is the progress that Lord Of All The Beasts Of The Land And Fishes Of The Sea Shamalamaharikirishnakowski talks about...

A review of the Year 11 Prom (and afterparty) is due to be done by Dayle E. Mayle...

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. This is so student readers can hear both sides of the argument, and formulate their own opinions on matters pertaining to their education.