Monday 9 June 2014

Chopped Pork in the Mail

Spam is prevalent in most people's inbox's, but few have such hilariously funny messages as we have had over the past few months. Blogger is kind enough to filter a lot of our spam comments out, so it is never published. However, they do like to send us a copy just in case it is a genuine remark that they have mistaken.

Most of the messages look like they have been written by our very own Ingrish Durpartmunt, and are usually promoting something that has little to do with a satirical blog. However, as we wished not to laugh at them alone, we thought we would share the best with you...

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So, now we know that 'if the knife is to be carried in ones pocket it is preferable to have a knife that folds', which is sound advice for Norf Weezy (fam), as well as knowing where to get some 'gold edition crack', whatever that may be (we shall have to consult the cookie barons).

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