Minutes: Abdi, year 7, believes the hue of red on the bins is just 'too red', and wishes that they are withdrawn from the school and replaced by new, less 'reddier' bins.
Minutes spent on Item: 52 minutes
Actions: Deliberations until next meeting
Item 2: Proposal of the School Cagoule and matching Pashmina
Minutes: Abdi, Year 9, proposes that compulsory cagoules be introduced to protect blazers from the rain, so they do not fall apart, and added that the addition of a pashmina would 'make everything look a little less crap'.
Minutes spent on Item: 74 minutes
Actions: Deliberations until next meeting
Item 3: Is no pens day a success?
Minutes: [No notes taken; lack of a pen.]
Minutes spent on Item: 46 minutes
Actions: Ask the R.E dept.
Item 4: How do we prevent knife attacks?
Minutes: Abdi, Year 8, said we should stop being stabbed 'because it hurts'.
Minutes spent on Item: 50 seconds
Actions: Say knives are bad and never speak of it again.
DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.
