Friday, 15 March 2013

'Paperclip Budget' spent on Expedition North

It has been revealed to The Trash by the East Cricklewood Community Comprehensive Finance Minister this week that the Head’s Paperclip Budget, a sum in the region of £12,000 per anum, has been exploited by a troupe of students, who used the money to pay for their venture to Scotland.

It has been said that, as well as protesting in a summit of the United Nations, the group floundered the money on charity work and philanthropy. The Head has released a press statement ‘condemning’ the group’s actions, as well as saying that he will reclaim the Paperclip Fund from teachers’ pensions. 

Teacher Unions are in outrage and disarray, calling for the Paperclip Fund to be disbanded and the pensions to remain untouched, however the Head has said he wants his papers together, not his teachers.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. To satirise true events, some characters or events within the article may be fictitious.