President Admiral General Szmelikkjfdkhdgffdgfkjowski has been criticised for his apparent lack of action over the senseless killings, which have happened all too often in recent months, after the new Budget relaxed intense restrictions on the Cookie Industry. The Deputy President Admiral General, Dr Brookman has come out to defend the decision to remove the red-tape, claiming it “stimulated the school’s economy”, “benefited many legitimate sellers, such as [a student] who was using this money to spend on Marijuana.”
The head of one of these Cartels was quoted as saying, “Mate, all I’m trying to do is make a bit of money for the summer, innit? Now, are you gonna buy some donuts? Two…”
TO BE CONTINUED | (This is the first of many exposés on the immoral sale of donuts by Cartels on the playgrounds. The only place to follow this story is The Trash; on Website, on Facebook (facebook.com/TheHampsteadTrash), on Twitter (@CricklewoodComp)
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