From an anonymous source I was handed an actual copy of the minutes from our
great and bountiful School Council. These are genuinely all quotes from that
document:
From item 1: ‘Use of
plastic cutlery – would explore with the Caterlink the possibility of using
wooden cutlery’ , ‘Separate drinks
queue – tried in the past and was not successful’ and ‘In the event that students do not
have enough money to buy a full meal would students be able to just get part of
a meal’
Item 2: ‘_______ and ________ in their report
highlighted the key areas of the work done by the School Council this academic
year:
i)
Year Councils established facilitated by the
Head of Year and report fed back to School Council
ii)
School meals – improvement, facilities and
survey conducted with students
iii)
Recycling project supported by students – two areas
identified for recycling bins
iv)
Suggestion boxes installed in each Year Room
v)
Sixth Form request for chess boards made
available
vi)
Designated girls only area suggested
vii)
Discussion with visitors to the school from China
on the work of the School Council
viii)
Involvement in the Black History Event –
presentation and banner’
The list of mediocrity goes on. At least,
ladies and gentlemen, even though all the Arts are under-budgeted, the Main
Building of our school falls into disrepair, mostly any equipment of any
faculty is broken without the means to replace it, there are potentially dangerous
faults in the plumbing system, questionable expenses & allocation of money
and an overriding care for uniform over learning, we can rest assured that,
thanks to our go-getting, not-taking-no-for-an-answer school council, we may dine
with wooden cutlery, look forward to games of chess, enjoy gender-based
segregation and a banner extolling black people.
DISCLAIMER:
This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the
governing bodies of the school. This is so student readers can hear both sides
of the argument, and formulate their own opinions on matters pertaining to
their education.