Trash Talk #2

Here are some quotes our reporters have heard around school in the last week. If you overhear anything funny, tweet it to us on @HampsteadTrash or facebook us on /TheHampsteadTrash. The funniest will go into next week’s Trash Talk…

"Of course salami is halal, it's fish you doughnut!"

"Wait 'till I get my hands on her, I will slap da white out of her."

"What's the Holocaust? Is it some kind of Jewish celebration?"

"What is the definition of groping?"

"I'll split you up like One Direction after anal."