After many days of SLT meetings in the Conclave (meeting room), Admiral General Szebedikowski was deposed from the role, to be replaced by Admiral General Francis. The news came as a relief to many, however the large amount of students got confused when trying to find their way to the bike-shed, using the usual source of smoke as a beacon.
The new Admiral General has quickly stepped up to his new position with several new policies, one of which being to reclaim East Quad for his own and name it Twatican City. There are more policies to be announced with his inauguration, with Kevin the Pervy Aye-aye set to make a guest appearance at the ceremony.
DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude humour to satirise the faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.