After being officially given the School Council's blessing (with Abdi Y13 signing the form with a proud Szwilliamhillski looking on), Bet DO3 kicked off with a bang, with "bet £1 get 3 free cookies" offers to entice some of the younger years. Although this might be illegal, nothing has been reported to the Metropolitan G4S. In other news, the school's police officer has been bragging about receiving some shiny new red bins for free.
A brand new advert to be shown on those TVs in Reception and by the Hall has also been released. A draft transcript has been leaked to the Trash:
" *inane argument between Year 7s about last night's football*
*floating Head's Head appears* ALRIGHT LADS? WANT SOME #INPLAYWITHJAQUES??? BETDO3 IS THE ONLY PLACE TO GET EXCLUSIVELY EXCLUSIVE ODDS ON IN-PLAY SCHOOL EVENTS! BET ON NUMBER OF FIGHTS, NUMBER OF COOKIES SOLD, NUMBER OF UNTUCKED SHIRTS... PLUS, BETDO3 GUARANTEES THE BEST ODDS ON ALL PLAYGROUND FIGHTS AND MONEY-UP GAMES! READY FOR THE IN-PLAY, LADS???
*scared Year 7s nod*
LET'S GET ON IT, ABDI AND ABDI."
DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article is a spoof, that uses crude
humour to satirise the faults, flaw and misdoings of the school.
The school is promoting betting to children?
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