With the school’s ever growing transition to “Rights
Respecting” status, many students are left angered by the disembodied Head’s
backing out of full membership at the eleventh hour.
After recently being reunified, the Republic of Quad, while
lacking a physical barrier, has many cultural barriers between Eastern and
Western Cookie Cartels in its midst. Gang violence resulting from this and
differed opinions have made the concern of the UN Rights Respecting Status fiasco
complicated, with the Eastern population preferring the regional power, the Sam’s
Empire.
The disembodied Head’s decision has come as a shock to many,
and recent inquiry reveals a secret deal made between the Manager of Sam’s,
offering financial aid in return for backing down from the UN Rights Respecting
Posse.
Angered Western students took to the hallways to voice their
concern. Seizing the Dame Tamsyn Imison Building, Mohammed Labaanah King, a
proud Western Rights Respecting activist, said “It was so cajj bruv, we was
runnin’ in the corridors when the SLT be like ‘you can’t do that!’ but we did”.
Standing up to uniformed teachers on their break Szemelikowskian
Task Force Operatives, Western forces wreaked havoc in the school, but only at
lunch, even “anarchist” rebels need an education… oh wait…
Abdi (Year 10), a kingpin in the rebellions gave a simple
address from the reclaimed Girls’ Only Area, “This is not a demonstration, this is a revolution”. The disembodied Head, is yet to reciprocate with an even more
sensationalist statement, but it is expected within the week.
DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to
critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. To satirise true
events, some characters or events within the article may be fictitious.
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