Tuesday, 13 May 2014

'X' Marks the Spot

The Trash has received news of pirates (no, not the Somalian kind) invading Hampstead in search of treasure. Images have been caught (below) of bounty hunters attempting to unearth forgotten relics in the Quad, digging wherever 'X' marked the spot. It is unclear as to what the diggers are trying to uncover, but rumors say that it could be anything from the £485,000 that remains undiscovered, to the Head's vanity. Perhaps the strange X's are the answers to the age-old question "Where are the bodies buried?"

In the chasm was discovered: 1 treasurer,
a mass grave of Year 7's with a tombstone that read
'Serve and Obey', and the Head's Charisma.

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