Speculation as to what the newfound dirt and detritus on the pizzas has found a few money saving solutions, which Caterlink may have adopted.
- The shredded remains of Camden council's integrity. (This is unlikely, as none has ever been reported existing).
- "Listening Rules" Mind Control PillsTM (Like in that episode of Doctor Who that one time).
- Mushrooms (No, the other kind.)
Failing these guesses, we have come to assume that they were actually the advanced stage lice of a soot-covered year seven urchin.
"I don't really care about what's in my pizza, just that I can buy it and eat it. Let's talk about the real issues here, stop shrinking the jellies!", put Mohammed Labanah King Jr., student activist. He later added, "What is a tomato?".
The Trash apologises for publishing an article on food during Ramadan