7 THINGS WE LEARNT THIS WEEK AT HAMPSTEAD (A.K.A. Selley's No More Gaps - Column Inches Edition)

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet... No we're kidding, we aren't gonna fill gaps that badly. However, here's some other filler crap (we've done this before) we have in store for you today:

• Christmas movie time is near. Enjoy that.
• Christmas songs are nice. Fairytale Of New York is the best.
• People like turkey. More on Turkey later this week.
• Blazers are still bad
• Censorship is also still bad
• Kinnan's old articles are very funny
• People will like not having lessons over the festive season

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WOW GUYS. WE LEARNT VERY MUCH THIS WEEK. 

DISCLAIMER: This article is a Spoof, not just of the way the Hampstead Buzz fills column inches with worthless qualifications the school has paid tonnes to "earn," but also the way other, external media outlets [read: Buzzfeed] make those stupid "x things that *verb* a *subject*" articles that are seemingly popular to share on Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/Bebo/Club Penguin. It's lazy journalism, and if you buy into these sorts of articles, as opposed to fully thought out written ones, then it's a shame that you believe yourself to be so unintelligent that you can't read multiple paragraphs without them being numbered.