- Christmas movie time is near. Enjoy that.
- Christmas songs are nice. Fairytale Of New York is the best.
- People like turkey. More on Turkey later this week.
- Blazers are still bad
- Censorship is also still bad
- Kinnan's old articles are very funny
- People will like not having lessons over the festive season
|Kill me now, this is a call for help|
WOW GUYS. WE LEARNT VERY MUCH THIS WEEK.
DISCLAIMER: This article is a Spoof, not just of the way the Hampstead Buzz fills column inches with worthless qualifications the school has paid tonnes to "earn," but also the way other, external media outlets [read: Buzzfeed] make those stupid "x things that *verb* a *subject*" articles that are seemingly popular to share on Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/Bebo/Club Penguin. It's lazy journalism, and if you buy into these sorts of articles, as opposed to fully thought out written ones, then it's a shame that you believe yourself to be so unintelligent that you can't read multiple paragraphs without them being numbered.