As per the recent diktat from the school's Culture Minister, Savage Jagged, the Performing Arts council, and all the broadcasters underneath it, have been tasked with generating new, original concepts to be used for future productions. So, here is the first of a series of ideas for shows, which are completely not plagiarised… Original British Drama Block:
Crimes include the drowning of Year 7's in the 5-star resort of Pond, the death of the founder of the island's Mayneland (Peace Be Upon Him), the death of the island's resident anarchist at the hands of a man who has no arms, legs or body (let's call him the Head) and the ultimate demise of DI Brookman himself. He is replaced by another London detective Humphrey Badman, who arrives to investigate the death. He then stays in the job as chief investigator on the island.
Both detectives work along other members of the Saint Jacques police team (Szemelikowski's Secret police, or S.S.).
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