Role Model for a Comedy Role

With the school's uniform propaganda banners looking a bit rough at the edges, Kevin the Pervy Aye-aye having to take a sudden and unexpected meeting with some accountants in South America, and a need to tart up the place before the inspectors arrive, we ask who is going to be the next poster-boy/girl/person-of-gender?

 (1) DoNaldé Trump (for his track record on saying the right thing)? (2) Xi Jin Ping (for his track record on human rights)? (3) Health Secretary Jeremy *unt (for his track record of saving lives)?

 (4) Abdi Garage? (5) Lawrence Fishburne (because he's in everything else)? (6) Boris 'The Rock' Johnson (because he's been in everyone else)?

(7) Louis Van Gaal? (8) The current President of the United States? (9) Kevin the Pervy Aye-aye again.