Tuesday, 23 August 2016

LEAKED Exam Questions from this year's Exams

With all students receiving their exam results this week, we thought it was about time to look back at some of the questions featured in the papers, so the year below can cheat on their mocks.

-What does the fox say?

-If I mix 10 grams of Diacetylmorphine with 15 grams of Desoxyn, how high will I get?
-Abdi has dispersed a noxious vapour into the air behind the bikeshed at a rate of one puff every five seconds. A teacher stands 10m away. What is the likelihood the teacher can smell it?

-Abdi has gotten lost; he is no longer in his endz. Use the map provided by Messrs Abdi, Abdi, Abdi & Abdi to guide him back to his endz without encountering any hoodrats.

Government & Politics
-Under Prime Minister Corbyn, which political commentator would become part of the curriculum? (Marx to be given to all candidates)
-You have 20 hours to complete the coursework entitled: “The Chilcot inquiry”. What is the likelihood we ever receive this coursework?

-What is the correct spelling of ‘walk’? (a) ‘walk’, (b) ‘wark’, (c) ‘waulk’ (d) ‘run’


-This exam lasts for two hours. And how does that make you feel?

-Jay is an avid maths nerd, and he has 99 problems to solve. What problem, as a maths nerd, ‘ain’t one’?
-Show that sin(x)/cos(x)=tan(x). Alternately, explain to the examiner in great detail how it is not the case and how the exam must be wrong.

-When I do this, does it hurt?
And now?
And now?
...And now?

-How long? How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? 
-What's love got to do, got to do with it?
-Should I stay or should go?

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