|Theresa May expressing her admiration for the British tradition of Quorn Mince Pies|
Warm pastry with powdered top,
Crusty crust caked with crumbs.
How I love the leather sheen,
Oh how I love the inner juicy beans.
Slobber them over my mouth and YUM!
Another mince pie goes in my tum.
And when I think I've had enough,
Another one comes slinking in with crust.
I take a bite. Twice. Thrice!
This is so much better than the damn EU.
I hate them, I do! Who needs a single market,
They don't even sell mince pies, how's that for stark yeah?
I slide another one down my mouth,
If we stayed in the EU we'd go south.
And so, as my mince pies are gone,
I sigh a sigh of relief, and make more Brexit fun!
Love, Jack "lol what dat boi" Gough