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| My own guide to becoming more at one with the Kriss Kross Spirit. |
In my new must-have Christmas graphic, I explain what Christmas is all about: consumerism and meat based liquid sauces. We all like a good mince pie, so why not enjoy this year's one smothered in that sticky £5 note sauce in amounts that can and will raise your cholesterol ten fold? I really just advocate enough of that brown town to make your lips smack smack as you bite into the pastry thicccccccc. Lol what am I even writing about oh my god. Love - Jack "It Tightly" Gough
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