Monday, 22 April 2013

Diamondize Terrorize!

The Year 9 Illuminati Society  have formed their own Freemason band, Diamondize (Diamond Eyes) and have rehearsed regularly to put together a fantastic 45 hour set of live torture for a dictator fundraiser in local Freemason Mostra Lodge.

Hadrian, Vlad, Genghis, Attila and Ottoman, took to the performance altar to peform their satanic ritual on 13th April. They disturbed the audience with their strange and abnormal shades of belly button fluff; swapping three dimensions to four and time to a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey wimey stuff. Genghis encouraged audience participation - "I can't see you, I KILL YOU ALL" which resulted in a massacre initiated by Attila using his extraordinarily long pinky fingernail.

The night ended with the anti-christs revival, resulting with his rise to ruling the world and to the demise of humanity. However, the Freemasons didn't agree with his drastic fashion sense so they were inclined to remove him and return things to normal.

As retold by SLUDGE:

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