Hadrian, Vlad, Genghis, Attila and Ottoman, took to the performance altar to peform their satanic ritual on 13th April. They disturbed the audience with their strange and abnormal shades of belly button fluff; swapping three dimensions to four and time to a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey wimey stuff. Genghis encouraged audience participation - "I can't see you, I KILL YOU ALL" which resulted in a massacre initiated by Attila using his extraordinarily long pinky fingernail.
As retold by SLUDGE: goo.gl/sudMa
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