Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Drop Everything and Read

World Book Day came on the 7th March, and, like most things organised by the Self Lubrication Trust, it passed, vaguely unnoticed and not really cared for. Many were told to don their fanciest attire for the day however, apart from a few witches and monkey monsters (no doubt pulled out of the closet from last year’s Wizard of Oz production), the turnout was expectedly disappointing (a trademark of East Cricklewood Community Comprehensive).

And, when the teachers told students to drop everything and read, they forgot to mention not to drop the books. The Admiral General Head Szemdfhkjdsfhdhjfhkjsfhkowski asked: “Why are all the students staring at their feet?”, to which an unnamed student (Abdi Abdi) replied: “Reading, sir.”

The Dinner Ladies captured in catering uniform

NK1 caught shooting new rap video

Harlem Break: After the video had been shot.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. To satirise true events, some characters or events within the article may be fictitious.