Where's all the money coming from?

Here we see our favourite bunch of wacky Bacon Lettuce Tomato Senior Leadership Team members in a daring escapade getting more money from UNICEF by collecting grants for their deaf pupils, which have lost their hearing through repeated exposure to those sirens that they blare in your ears.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. To satirise true events, some characters or events within the article may be fictitious.