Trash Reporters today followed in the doctrines of our 'Bad Things to say in Bed' articles and slightly altered many of the banners around the school campus, revealing their true identities as massive innuendos plastered onto the walls of our great establishment.
For a soupçon of the mild euphemisms adopted by our school, cast your eyes below.
In other news, a reinstated and improved 'Boyzone', that the Trash paid nothing for, was today inhabited by a large group of boys, whereas the expensive segregative Girls' Only Area was empty of members of either sex. Irony, it just happens.
|Revealing one of the practical uses of the sixth form |
|That's What She Said|