Another Guest Article

Short and Sweet, like a Year 7 covered in cookies, this guest article comes as a poem; and Ode to Trash. We found it funny, so we hope you do too. Plus it rhymes, which is a first...

Ode to Trash

Patronising Slogans,
Plastered on the walls.
Flimsy Labels
stuck on the doors.

Kept inside at break,
because of
a biased 'mistake'.
Block the Trash,
so they can't hear about
the lack of cash.
Fake exam results
copied and pasted
and the worst school dinners
I've ever tasted.

It's such a shame
that our school just ain't the same.
                           P. I. Staker

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DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. This is so student readers can hear both sides of the argument, and formulate their own opinions on matters pertaining to their education.