Tuesday 1 April 2014

Breaking News: Submitted April 1st

Today the Head and the SLT have announced that the Trash had been officially recognised as a student body.

In a statement, School spokeswoman Avril Le Premiere said: "After a year's battle between the management and that blog, we've finally decided to acknowledge there're some sensible suggestions we could look to take on board."

Controversial figure-afro Kinnan SLUDGE Zaloom has also submitted a statement, albeit a written one. Workers for The Trash were unable to decipher these Mad Writings, bar certain phrases of Fruity Language unable to be heard by a fifty-something north London comprehensive headteacher.   

3 comments:

  1. I've just seen a flying pig !

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  2. It's an April foolz

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  3. Hey... you should do a 75 000 hits anniversary or sav !t for 100 000. You prlly don't want to put this comment up

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