Saying in an interview given to Leader Magazine (which has since been changed to Supreme Leaders of the Größere Bildungssystem) the Head, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and the Fishes of the Sea (and the dance, of course), said of his younger days:
"[I] came unstuck a bit because I didn’t realise A levels would be such a different kettle of fish and required hard work. I was a punk in 1976 and spent a lot of time in clubs like the Roxy, the 100 and the Marquee – going backstage to meet some very interesting people – and nowhere near enough time studying."It seems that Señor Szmoothcriminalkowski couldn't have been far any further removed from his present self when he was down the Roxy (oo-er missus). It's laughable that a man that openly deplored anarchist ideologies (and kicked someone out for simply having them) probably has Anarchy in the U.K on is iPod (which he won from Mr. Galifreyfalls for giving his attendance 110%). How far removed from his former self he is that he himself has become part of the establishment, and is intolerant to young people expressing themselves, their views and anger vocally, which is what the punk movement was all about.
Also laughable is the fact that he admits flopping his A-Levels on top of being a Szexpistolkowski, and then going on to be the Head of a school. Its cheery prospects for the 33% of A-Level students that failed this year. Now, we don't deplore the Head for not doing so well in his A-Levels, everyone is different and good at different things (some people are amazing at phone calls), but if he says you need to be working harder, even though it might be sound advice, you can see through the hypocrisy with a simple "Never mind the Bollocks, sir."