Friday 3 July 2015

Gis' a Job

After one of our Editors had a minor stroke from reading the 'job description' for becoming a member of the Szemalikoski Youth Mini-Management Student Leaders Team (SLT, formerly Year Council), we thought we'd fill out the application form ourselves.






1 comment:

  1. Sir,

    I'm afraid to say that as a result of the mad ideologies expressed within your application form we cannot allow you to join our Junior Sexy Lapdancing Team. We will be notifying the police and your prospective sixth form and university of choice.

    Regards,
    The Senior Lapdancing Team

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