Minutes: It was noted that the colour of the Scaffolding tarpaulin on the new development was ‘overly white’ and ‘did not reflect the multicultural, multi-ethnic and diverse nature of the school'.
Action taken: The same policy for shoes to be applied; students will ‘black up’ the scaffolding until it is suitably politically correct. Funds for the paint will be diverted from the Textbooks and Air budget as they are deemed ‘non-essential’.
Item 2: Political Leaning
Minutes: One councillor raised the concern that the design of the new building did not reflect the traditional political views and values of the school.
Action taken: Upon completion, the right wing of the New Building will be demolished. Only the left wing will remain.
Item 3: Expansion of the Garden Project
Minutes: It was proposed that, in an effort to make the school look nicer and greener
Action taken: Approved by SLT
Item 4: The school’s accounts to be made public
Minutes: Following a series of requests, it was suggested the school may become a fully transparent public body.
Action taken: Silence, followed by a single gunshot.