|Teachers to suddenly appear nicer and more talkative towards students||SLT spend more time 'talking' to students, rather than storming their lesson and demanding they tuck their shirt in||Daily reminders for planners on desks and uniform in check to maraud form tutors||Increase in the involvement of Student Councillors, Head Boy & Girl and HABZ, or anyone who has their tie done up and is token enough|
|Further proliferation of copious amounts of Hampstead propaganda materials (see 'Buzz', 'etc.' and all banners)||People smiling||The Head saying 'Good Morning' to random students (and attempting to refer to them by first name)||Lessons to suddenly become exceedingly over-planned|
|General whiff of weed about the school is replaced (with the smell of industrial bleach)||Dog-eared displays to become updated, seemingly overnight||Glossy images of students to further appear around school||Sirens no longer blasted in students ears.|
|Toilet cubicles miraculously gain locks||On-site consumption of alcohol (teachers or students) is better hidden||Uptick in fake learning and pointless show lessons||TV screens around school continue to show meaningless crap|
*Prizes are subject to availability, of which there is none. If you really want something, you can have the remaining stock of Blazer Hoods.