Wazzup! The M-Don in da house. I’ve been told recently that
my programme on gardening has not been really capturing the younger viewer, so
this one’s dedicated to all the youths out there. Represent.
I’ve teamed up with an urban gardening project in North
London’s Hampstead School, who have turned a disused Ecology Area into a patch
for cultivating the most sacred of herbs. The first plant that we are planting
up today is Papaver somniferum, which
Alan ‘Titchy’ Marsh is currently putting into the ground.
Also on the menu today is cannabis ruderalis, an exotic plant from Latin America, which I
highly recommend for those who want that smoky flavour in their chocolate
brownies. Now, the best place to plant these is in a well-lit warm room in the
basement of a Council estate, but we’re gonna have to make do with this filing
cabinet. Now, these can be harvested around August-September time, just in time
for those results day parties.
DISCLAIMER: This is obviously not an article written by the presenter Monty Don, and so is a spoof.
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