For the sake of Editorial Standards, any remarks in the following opinion piece deemed too offensive for publication have been redacted.
DoNaldé Trump writes:
[Racist remark about Mexicans]
[Reiteration of point about rebuilding Wooden Curtain to keep various violent religions out of Hampstead, such as the Buddhists and Jainists]
[Upholds right to kill violent religions with guns]
[Upholds right to kill violent religions with guns]
[Creepy sexual innuendo about female blood relative]
[Creepy non-sexual innuendo about unrelated female]
[Remark about opponents being caught in a compromising act involving a roll of softmints, two hookers and a goat]
[General blame apportioned to all Muslims for all terrorist acts]
[Remark about unwanted pregnancies caused by illegitimate rendezvous behind the bikesheds]
[Wild back-peddling about previous abortion remarks]
[Seemingly racist comments muttered under breath]
DISCLAIMER: All the views said, or rather un-said, in this article are entirely fictitious, as is the character purporting to say them.
DISCLAIMER: All the views said, or rather un-said, in this article are entirely fictitious, as is the character purporting to say them.
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