Friday, 17 June 2016

Ignorance is Strength

The Hampstead Thought Police have this week announced they have wiped the school’s history from the records. After being dismayed with how the ‘old history’ painted the glorious reign of Blessed Be He, Big Szemalikowski, the Management would rewrite the school’s past in the history books to be closer to the ‘media-friendly side of Hampstead’.

In a statement, the school Management said: “_________________________________________ _________________________”. The ‘new history’, which has yet to be written, is likely to contradict many of the foul and baseless allegations made in recent years by the Trash.

Rumours circulating suggest that the text will be written by former ‘writers’ of previous propaganda rag ETC. however some are saying the writing will be left to Ingrish teachers, specifically those who have written for the Buzz, as they are well-versed in fiction.

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